While Reading this, No one Can Stop You From Laughing.


I’m Sure You’ll Enjoy the time reading it.
Coz These always Happens with us…

**When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

**50% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one topic you didn’t read.

**Every lecturer assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that lecturer’s course.

**Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the room.

**No matter which direction you start, it’s always against the wind coming back.

**The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

**If you tell the lecturer you were late for class because you had a traffic jam, the next morning you will have traffic jam.

**No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

**If you need four screws for the job, the first three are easy to find.

**Nobody notices when things go right.

**People are always available for work in the past tense.

**If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you have ever tried.

Few Funny lines about Science:

## If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

## 2 is not equal to 3 – not even for very large values of 2.

## In science we are really good at disproving things and are very poor at proving things. Theories like the Theory of Relativity go on and on because no one can think of anything better.

Albert Einstein

## Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

After my much research, Here, I’m awarding the greatest fun theories…!!

Runners-up are:
1. Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people’s ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.
2. Communist China is technologically underdeveloped because they have no alphabet and therefore cannot use acronyms to communicate ideas at a faster rate.
3. The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater’s rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body,the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.

And the final Grand Prize Goes To:

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link major metropolitan areas.

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